Well, that didn't take long. Spider-Man: Brand New Day is now available to watch at home. Per Page Six, it's streaming on-demand through platforms like Prime Video right now, so your couch can finally take over the job the multiplex has been doing.

If you've been holding out for whatever reason, a hostage negotiation with your household's movie budget, a grudge against crowds, a stubborn loyalty to your own sofa, the wait is over. You can rent or buy it through the on-demand storefronts as of today. I'd tell you exact prices, but they vary by platform, so check Prime Video and the other digital stores before you commit.

One thing worth repeating from my piece yesterday, and to be clear this is pure opinion, my own couch-potato math and nothing sourced: if you're planning to rewatch this thing more than twice, buying it digitally beats renting or waiting for a subscription window. That's how I run my own library.

The part I'm still watching is the subscription side. There's no confirmed date for when this lands on an actual streaming service rather than digital rental, and the platform breakdown is murky. When there's a date, you'll get it here first. Or second. Somewhere near the front.

Anyway. My weekend is sorted, and I already know half of you rewatched it last night. Did anyone catch anything new on the small screen, or is the theater the only way this one hits? Let me know, because I've got one more rewatch in me before I call it.