Well, it happened. The reporting is in, and Spider-Man: Brand New Day is heading to digital streaming platforms, what the source itself calls Tom Holland's biggest blockbuster. So no more theater seat and mortgage-payment popcorn just to catch it from your couch.

That's the news, and it's good news. The theatrical run has been enormous per the source reporting, and digital was always the natural next step for a movie with that kind of legs. I'll be honest that the exact platform breakdown and subscription timing aren't confirmed in the announcement yet, and I'm not going to guess. When the full details land I'll update this piece.

If you somehow missed this one in theaters, where were you? Kidding. Sort of. It has felt completely inescapable to me, though that's one couch potato's read, not a measured fact.

My usual advice applies: if you rewatch these things, and if you made it to a theater even once you probably do, owning beats renting by the second viewing. If you'd rather wait for a subscription tier, patience works fine as long as you can sit out the conversation another few weeks. I rotate my own subscriptions so I'd just tell you to time it accordingly.

Anyway. My couch and I have a date with Peter Parker. Some of you understand.