The Traitors returns next week, and the Palm Beach Post says this season's cast includes two Floridians. If you've watched even a season or two, you already know Florida produces reality TV personalities the way other states produce corn. I mean that with love. Chaos follows those contestants around like a shadow.

I'd love to give you the exact date, time, and channel, and normally I would, but the source only confirms the premiere lands next week along with the full cast list and streaming info. The Palm Beach Post has the how-to-watch details in the piece, so check there for specifics instead of trusting a date I'd be making up. I'd rather point you to the right place than guess.

What I will say is the show has earned its watchlist spot. The premise, if you haven't caught the bug, is simple and mean: contestants get secretly split into Traitors and Faithful, the Traitors pick people off, and everyone argues about it at length. It's a mystery box that resets every season, one of the few shows I refuse to let pile up. Weekly viewing is half the experience. Arguing about suspects in the group chat between episodes is the other half.

Jess Wingo and I have a bets-and-accusations arrangement every season and I'm up two seasons running, for the record. Last time I had a full theory board, color-coded, confident. Wrong about everything. Doing it again this season with zero self-awareness.

So the plan: find the premiere date and streaming details over at the Palm Beach Post, circle it, watch it the night it airs. Don't hoard episodes for some perfect weekend, that's a scam I've railed about before and I stand by it. And keep an eye on those two Floridians. Statistically speaking, that state's contestants are where the drama lives.

Are you team Faithful or secretly rooting for the Traitors this year? Be honest. Everybody says Faithful. Half of you are lying.