There's a specific kind of quiet you only get on a train. Not the canned silence of an airplane cabin where everyone's pretending not to hear each other breathe. Real quiet. The kind that comes from rolling through country slowly enough that your eyes can actually track one tree from distant horizon to passing window.
I've spent most of my life getting places under my own power or packed into a vehicle I drove myself. Trains were never really my thing. But the Los Angeles Times recently rounded up the most luxurious train journeys happening worldwide, and I'll admit it got under my skin. Not because I need a butler pressing my pants while I watch mountains go by. Because these routes tap into something we've largely forgotten about in this country, which is the idea that the journey itself is the trip.
We treated rail travel like a problem to solve. Faster, cheaper, more efficient. Get there. Somewhere along the way we forgot that watching a continent unroll outside a window at 40 miles per hour used to be the whole point.
The routes the Times highlights span the kind of distance that used to take weeks on horseback. We're talking transcontinental stuff. Trains that cross entire countries, multiple countries, sometimes whole continents. The Venice Simplon-Orient-Express runs its classic route through Europe, and the whole operation is built on vintage rail cars that carry the weight of that history. You can eat in a proper dining car and drink champagne in a bar car, which sounds ridiculous until you're sitting there watching the Alps go by.
Then there's the Trans-Siberian. Moscow to Vladivostok, over 5,000 miles across multiple time zones. I've hiked across a lot of this country but I've never crossed that much ground without flying. The idea of watching the taiga go by for a week straight, birch forests and rivers and nothing else for days on end, that's a different category of experience. Some of the luxury versions of this route include observation cars with glass roofs so you can watch the stars when the train slows through remote stretches at night.
I caught myself reading about these and thinking, okay but would I actually do this. Because my instinct is always to be outside the vehicle, not inside it. I want to be on the trail. In the dirt. Sleeping on the ground, or close to it.
But there's a version of outdoor appreciation that doesn't require a backpack. I think about the Rocky Mountaineer, which runs through the Canadian Rockies. I've hiked a lot of those peaks. Driven through them with Nick on a crossover piece we did about overlanding routes through British Columbia. Seeing them from a glass-dome train car at track level, with someone else handling the logistics and a plate of something good in front of me, wouldn't be cheating. It would just be a different angle on a landscape I love.
The Blue Train in South Africa runs Pretoria to Cape Town, 27 hours through the Karoo desert and wine country. The Maharajas' Express crosses India. Rovos Rail operates luxury routes across southern Africa. These aren't commuter runs. They're moving hotels built around the idea that the window is the destination.
What I like about the trend is that it treats slow travel as something worth paying for instead of something to be endured. We spent decades optimizing travel down to the smallest unit of time spent in transit. These trains are doing the opposite. What if you took nine days to cross a continent and ate well and slept in a real bed and watched the world change outside your window one biome at a time.
I'm not going to pretend the price tags are accessible to everyone. They're not. Most of these journeys run thousands of dollars per person, and the most exclusive suites go well into five figures. That's the reality. But the broader revival of interest in rail travel, the idea that people want trains back, that part matters beyond the luxury tier. More demand for passenger rail means more routes. More routes mean more access for people who just want to get from one city to another without an airport.
When was the last time you took a train somewhere? Not a subway. Not a light rail. An actual sit-down-and-watch-the-country-go-by train. If you're like most people I know, it's been a while, or maybe never.
I might start with something short. A day route through scenery I already know, just to see what it feels like at that speed. If anyone wants to fund a two-week Trans-Siberian piece where I compare the taiga from a train window to every boreal forest I've hiked through, my email is open. I'm only half joking.

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